The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (Bitch I'm BACK! Edition)

[BlindLawrence]

I was shown how to change a tire years ago, don't think I can do it now.

[milkman]

You have a gift when it comes to entertaining folks.

Really? Which "folks" are these??

[NeTaS]

I learned how to strip down and clean my AR on youtube.

[PissJug]

So the only games tonight are on NFL net?

i got all of em

and you can to for the low price of $14.99 using promo code DTV25

https://preseason.nfl.com

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Haynes auto repair manual aka "The Mexican Bible"

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I learned how to strip down and clean my AR on youtube.

Uncle Sam taught me how to do it.

[NeTaS]

I get 2 games for free.

[The Butler]

What's the first hole there?
Par and distance?

Par 4, 440 yds.

[1c]

Really? Which "folks" are these??

African kids with Ebola..

[BlindLawrence]

Jacob two times in the house, in the house.

[BlindLawrence]

Jacob folds his money the same way I do. They have an app that can tell you what money denomination you have, it only works for bills.

[Chob]

Jacob two times in the house, in the house.

I'd say something about this call, but I'd feel bad. But I'd feel bad.

[Chob]

As long as Larry Hagman is still ok.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'd say something about this call, but I'd feel bad. But I'd feel bad.

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

[Lerch]

you don't know what these callers have done to me, done to me.