The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (Bitch I'm BACK! Edition)

[Lerch]

Dig Safe

[1c]

Is this Chob's mom on the line?

[Chob]

With an "everyone cuts their own deal bruther" in fine print at the bottom.

I was the best guest that show had in a month.

Not exactly something to brag about.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I was the best guest that show had in a month.

You killed that call, I can't lie.

[milkman]

Is this Chob's mom on the line?

No this kid has a real job!!

man these night time callers. Gotta love em!

[Lerch]

Kids these days have to meet goals set by others, not their own. It's tremendous pressure. Wouldn't it be better to set goals and if you don't meet them, temper the results and approach it differently?

[The Butler]

What's par on there?
Lots of par 3's no?

Par 36. 2 3's, 2 5's. The 3's played 175 and 200. This ain't no pitch and putt.

[BlindLawrence]

I'd much rather have him recite the NFL HOF schedule.

A guy with a bad sttter gets a job selling bibles. The end of the first day, he say to the boss, "Iiiii ssssssold fffffffive hhhhhundred bbbbbbibles tttoday." The boss says "How'd you do that?" The guy says "Iiiiiii aassked tttthem wwwwwould yyyyyyyou llllllike ttto bbbbbbbbbuy a bi-bible ororor you you want want me to read it to you?"

[Lerch]

Par 36. 2 3's, 2 5's. The 3's played 175 and 200. This ain't not pitch and putt.

Hit the beer cart?

[Chob]

A guy with a bad sttter gets a job selling bibles. The end of the first day, he say to the boss, "Iiiii ssssssold fffffffive hhhhhundred bbbbbbibles tttoday." The boss says "How'd you do that?" The guy says "Iiiiiii aassked tttthem wwwwwould yyyyyyyou llllllike ttto bbbbbbbbbuy a bi-bible ororor you you want want me to read it to you?"

BL's Joke Hunt.

[PissJug]

super bowl rematch in 25 mins

[1c]

Par 36. 2 3's, 2 5's. The 3's played 175 and 200. This ain't no pitch and putt.

51 ain't that great from the ladies T's

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

A guy with a bad sttter gets a job selling bibles. The end of the first day, he say to the boss, "Iiiii ssssssold fffffffive hhhhhundred bbbbbbibles tttoday." The boss says "How'd you do that?" The guy says "Iiiiiii aassked tttthem wwwwwould yyyyyyyou llllllike ttto bbbbbbbbbuy a bi-bible ororor you you want want me to read it to you?"

[milkman]

Kids these days have to meet goals set by others, not their own. It's tremendous pressure. Wouldn't it be better to set goals and if you don't meet them, temper the results and approach it differently?

Not here. That is what I taught my kids. Set ur own goals and go for them. make them reasonable but hard to reach. It's all up to you.

Don't call me!

[1c]

super bowl rematch in 25 mins

It's up in the Vbook