The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (Bitch I'm BACK! Edition)

[BlindLawrence]

I thinI'd rather get snipped before getting down, I'm not pressing my luck with a rubber, only to have it break, then I'm footing the bill for an abortion.

[Tuddle]

Sounds like a good night.

I wish I could remember so I could tell you.

[The Butler]

Nope I had my pants on when I woke up at ORMC

I bet they had more than one DNA encrusted stain.

[RS]

don't worry BL, you can't impregnate a Kleenex. I think you'll be just fine.

[NeTaS]

Did you get roofied?

[Chob]

Rick's turn to be reasonable. These aren't life or death situations.

[1c]

TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS!!!!

[SJ]

I thinI'd rather get snipped before getting down, I'm not pressing my luck with a rubber, only to have it break, then I'm footing the bill for an abortion.

it's not going to break

you gotta have some real good crazy sex to break a condom nowadays

[BlindLawrence]

Don't get ahead of yourself.

Think of the money I'll save if I don't have to keep throwing it at the diaper industry.

[SJ]

Did you get roofied?

I think he did for sure.

[Lerch]

I thinI'd rather get snipped before getting down, I'm not pressing my luck with a rubber, only to have it break, then I'm footing the bill for an abortion.

[PissJug]

[SJ]

cock block

OH COP block

that's what he's saying

[Chob]

cock block

OH COP block

that's what he's saying

Get your mind off the cock.

[The Butler]

I think he did for sure.

I think he took it willingly.