The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (Bitch I'm BACK! Edition)

[1c]

O/U for the Browns is 6. They will not make the playoffs.

Damn...
I won a fuckton of cash on your Brown win 8 last year :rolf2:

[The Butler]

How many times you have to drop your drawers and hit from the bitches T's tonight.

Not once. Although I did yank the first tee shot off the cart shed. Double on that hole.

[Chob]

Isn't Lollapalooza corporate as hell now? This isn't fucking Woodstock. Even that became all corporate.

[1c]

Not once. Although I did yank the first tee shot off the cart shed. Double on that hole.

What's the first hole there?
Par and distance?

[BlindLawrence]

It's really strange with my family. My Mom is a nurse, my Dad is a former X-ray tech and teacher, my Aunt is a psychologist, one of two of my Uncles are lawyers, my Sister is going into speech pathology, what's my calling in life? Entertainment.

[Lerch]

What's fucked up is the people who work and don't want to be there and don't care if they can do it right.

[Lerch]

Those ngas answer questions with 2 questions.

[BlindLawrence]

Is Jack Cates in Korea? Burke just teased someone from Korea being on tomorrow night.

[milkman]

So the only games tonight are on NFL net?

[Lerch]

Your fucking jawz sucks dude, Costa Rica, not Korea.

[1c]

It's really strange with my family. My Mom is a nurse, my Dad is a former X-ray tech and teacher, my Aunt is a psychologist, one of two of my Uncles are lawyers, my Sister is going into speech pathology, what's my calling in life? Entertainment.

You have a gift when it comes to entertaining folks.

[Chob]

Is Jack Cates in Korea? Burke just teased someone from Korea being on tomorrow night.

I hope Cates is somewhere without access to a phone.

[milkman]

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Tom Banks/Jack Cates?

[Lerch]

Wait, you're not deaf too?