The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (Bitch I'm BACK! Edition)

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I wonder if PJ has booked his Cowhead Cruise tickets yet?

[Lerch]

I'd like teachers to take the standardized tests that their students must take

I find it odd that high school teachers get graded on the grades they give, and their jobs depend on it. Now we have college professors who get paid exponentially more and nobody cares about the grades they give out, and their jobs are never in jeopardy.

[Chob]

I wonder if PJ has booked his Cowhead Cruise tickets yet?

He and Ralphie May will be doing belly flops in the pool all night.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

He and Ralphie May will be doing belly flops in the pool all night.

Can you imagine how much Sweet Baby Ray's they have to order for that trip?

[milkman]

Hmmmmm.......I didn't know that.

Psst, don't tell ur wife, she'll be pushing you there even more!

[Chob]

Can you imagine how much Sweet Baby Ray's they have to order for that trip?

Probably the equivalent of this but for sauce.
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[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I find it odd that high school teachers get graded on the grades they give, and their jobs depend on it. Now we have college professors who get paid exponentially more and nobody cares about the grades they give out, and their jobs are never in jeopardy.

"Everyone cuts their own deal bruther"
#heelCpt



But seriously, it is bullshit what teachers have to deal with these days. I've had a few teachers ask me if I ever thought about doing it and I politely say "you guys are saints, I could never do it" and move on.

[The Butler]

I can't do much more of this show, might have to mute it for a while.

I already did. Hopefully someone lets us know if he lightens up.

[Chob]

I want to head down to Orlando some time in the next few years with the new Star Wars section of Hollywood Studios expanding.

If I go to the Burke studios, do you think they'll give me a list of people not to bring with me just in case?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I want to head down to Orlando some time in the next few years with the new Star Wars section of Hollywood Studios expanding.

If I go to the Burke studios, do you think they'll give me a list of people not to bring with me just in case?

You better call me when you do, We have a few pitchers of beer at the Moon Cricket Grill with our names on them.

[Chob]

I think Mugs is the only one on the banned list. Not because he doesn't care for Burke, but more like everyone fears for their lives.

[milkman]

Moved on to pussy whipped dudes now!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I already did. Hopefully someone lets us know if he lightens up.

Looks like they've finally moved on.

[The Butler]

Jason Ellis @EllisMate · 5h

I made a pretty sweet deal with @SIRIUSXM today.

[Lerch]

horrible news.