The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread!

[SJ]

touche


anyone got a good high resy pic of colin by any chance?

[SJ]

pete - I do have a minute - hit me up when you can

sorry I missed you - I was eatin some lunch

[PACanesfan]

Rule #1 of pet ownership. Never own anything that you can't punt or pick up and toss against a wall if needed.

[SJ]

Rule #1 of pet ownership. Never own anything that you can't punt or pick up and toss against a wall if needed.

I have to sell my cattle?

what if they can pick you up and throw you against a wall? that count?

[PACanesfan]

Do you consider cattle pets? Or are they livestock?

And if they can throw you against a wall or rip your face off(i.e. a Xanaxed up chimp), probably best to avoid them.

[milkman]

If you can eat your pets, it's ok. IF they can eat you!! Not ok!!

[SJ]

If you can eat your pets, it's ok. IF they can eat you!! Not ok!!

cows won't eat people... I'm in the clear then

and yeah I consider them pets until they get fat and then they're livestock

[SJ]

I once had a steer that would follow me every where - it got annoying cause he wouldn't move for the tractor and just stand there in the way... you'd have to get off the tractor and literally push him out of the way...

let me tell you when he was about 800 pounds it was fucking impossible to move that fucker

[PACanesfan]

If you can eat your pets, it's ok. IF they can eat you!! Not ok!!

That is now my rule #2 of pet ownership.

[SJ]

guys what's the colin line about pussy ?

is it - I eat the best pussy? or was it I eat the best pussy ever?

[SJ]

anyone?

[milkman]

I think it varies between those and "I am the best pussy eater"

[milkman]

Fuck it, I'm outta here! Catch ya's on the flipside!

[Lerch]

world's best pussy licker.

[SJ]

dammit.. which is it?