Billy Madison Show Listening Thread - October 2012

[Chob]

When does the leaked CM Punk sex tape come out?

[Dan Blaze]

Yea I watched a good bit of that CM Punk doc and it was well done for a WWE piece.

I leave the caffeine bit alone as that is just nitpicking but I know straight edgers who are very "militant" about the whole no promiscuous sex part, which Punk does violate (good for him.).

edit: I don't know Chob but he sure has fucked some hotties so at least one half of the tape would be interesting!

[Chob]

Yea I watched a good bit of that CM Punk doc and it was well done for a WWE piece.

I leave the caffeine bit alone as that is just nitpicking but I know straight edgers who are very "militant" about the whole no promiscuous sex part, which Punk does violate (good for him.).

edit: I don't know Chob but he sure has fucked some hotties so at least one half of the tape would be interesting!

Would be the best sex tape ever if he hits the GTS on the chick after he's done.

And yeah, militant straight edgers can get annoying as hell and I don't get what the sex thing has to do with it.

[Dan Blaze]

Either the GTS or the Pepsi Plunge!

It is just one of their tenants, no promiscuous sex. Which is weird seeing as how the whole straight edge thing came from the punk scene for the most part.

[Chob]

Drunken mom has kid in jail lobby? That's a super villain in the making.

[Dan Blaze]

Now THAT is an origin story!

edit: Shit I just remembered that actually IS Bane's origin

He was born in the fictional Caribbean Republic of Santa Prisca, in a prison called Peña Dura. His father Edmund Dorrance (better known as King Snake) had been a revolutionary mercenary who had escaped Santa Prisca's court system. The corrupt government, however, decreed that his young son would serve out the man's life sentence, and thus Bane's childhood and early adult life were spent in the amoral penitentiary environment.

[Dan Blaze]

If you actually take your kid through and let the TSA pat them down, you are fucked in the head. There is no way I would put my daughter through that.

edit: and I wouldn't let her be scanned either.

[Chob]

Damn right.

[PissJug]

Is this a replay?

[Chob]

Some dude was killed for his Magic cards.