The Shannon Burke Show Listening Extravaganza - Week of May 25, 2012

[Lerch]

If you give me 10G cash, I'm just going to make two or more separate deposits. If you try to deposit the same 10G in a check, you're reporting it as income.

[The Butler]

he would cum and shit himself at the same time

Sounds like my last prostate exam.

[ch3cooh]

vince is suddenly the best caller ever

[Lerch]

randy moss.

[ch3cooh]

buy yo dosia wit dat paypal

[ch3cooh]

also after that call i suddenly feel the need to listen to i got five on it by the luniz

[Lerch]

bottom line cash is king because you can not accurately pay taxes on it. I'm sure just like Shannon just said the banks would like the 'money', because it's all made up.

[ch3cooh]

cash is also king because there is no counter party risk. Let's say that there is a 10% chance that a check will bounce. Then someone paying with a check should have to pay a 10% premium to account for their risk

[ch3cooh]

i don't know if they take paypal but they definitely had a card slot

[iobane]

Steve is kind of full of himself. He was wrong about hunger games and a few other movies.

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

[Chob]

can you imagine someone fanning out $10,000 in cash in front of Colin

he would cum and shit himself at the same time

He'll need another towel.

[ch3cooh]

jerry springer once paid a hooker with a personal check

true story

[ch3cooh]

and furthermore that check bounced

[milkman]

Yeah i remember that..like for $5G or sumtin. Fuckin idiot.