The Shannon Burke Show Listening Extravaganza - Week of May 25, 2012

[ch3cooh]

my girlfriend is a vet and last week she had to clean out a cat that hadn't shit in two weeks, she said it was the most disgusting thing she's ever done

[milkman]

I would have just flushed the whole cat!

[Lerch]

that comment made me fart.

[ch3cooh]

pale colored stool...gag

[Lerch]

there are truths about men that nobody should know. shitting in the shower is one of them.

[RS]

Shannon needs a Robin coffee enema.

[PissJug]

I've pissed in the shower plenty of times but never shit

[The Butler]

Afternoon fuckos.

[Lerch]

hey butler.

[milkman]

Yo Butler!

[Chob]

Flawless plan right there.

[Chob]

Colin's wife is probably happy someone else is putting up with his shit for once.

[milkman]

That's what I asked earlier chob, you think his wife has even came to see him?

[Lerch]

colin says, don't give me too many numb numbs, until after the celtics game. free tv.

[milkman]

Fuck Cpt, all the Rays hitters are fuckin chokin..weak!