Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (week of 4/16/2012)

[milkman]

and how is noticing a kayak gay?

if anything it's closer to noticing a SPORT - so are you saying sports like kayaking and fishing are gay?

Kayaking and fishing are NOT a sport..you do both of those drunk.

[SJ]

we headin over or what?

diacos time

[milkman]

Myellow! Time for another kick ass "Titty" show.

[SJ]

Happy 4/20 americano's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SJ]

also - I think it's sulu's birthday so happy birthday you homo FAG

[SJ]

[SJ]

this topic is way too serious for 4/20

[milkman]

Yeah, usually at most a bond hearing is used to determine flight risk, and that is about it.

[SJ]

ahaha

some asshole scammer just called me and said

"hello sir we are getting reports that your windows computer is infected with virus"

I said

"really? my windows computer eh? let me ask you - how did windows get installed on my Macintosh? OH - do you mean my other computer? The one I run linux on?"

buddy just stuttered and hung up quicktime

[SJ]

that made my day

fucking assholes

[milkman]

You should have led him on..then pulled that.

[SJ]

You should have led him on..then pulled that.

I wanted to tell him that I'm reporting him to the authorities for illegal practices

[milkman]

What a despicable cunt. Sen boxer-Vote Obama if you are a self respecting human. Fuck off you socialist liberal fuckin cunt. How's that for self respect.

[SJ]

time for some celebrating

[milkman]

I'll have to settle for + =