Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (week of 1/16/2012)

[Lerch]

it was hard for the captain to stand on a listing ship with a wooden leg.

[The Butler]

Food is included, drinks are $$$.

[The Butler]

Booze and gambling are big revenue makers on cruise lines.

[SJ]

I think you misunderstood me. I was hypothetically going to take them for ripping on Cash.

johnny cash in all honesty was a drunk, wife beating, low life...

[milkman]

Booze and gambling are big revenue makers on cruise lines.

Tell me about it, my bar tab when checking out was up there! You can buy shit on the ship, but they won't let you get it until you dock back home! Same with buying booze at different places, they make you check it in when you board!

[SJ]

milk just bought a shrimp boat

[SJ]

strip club prices... what a rip off - you have no guarantee of seeing any tits on the ship

[milkman]

hmmm, catch shrimp, free booze!!

[Lerch]

strip club prices... what a rip off - you have no guarantee of seeing any tits on the ship

Show me your tits, and you can sit next to me on the life raft. Going once...

[Lerch]

catch ya later.

[milkman]

Shit, last cruise I was on, they wouldn't even let you bring on drinks, like water after a stop. Make you get rid of em. You can stash em in a backback, but they may check you and warn you if you get caught, they may kick you off the ship.

Not worth getting kicked off in Mexico to sneak on some Vodka!

[SJ]

my buddy went on an all inclusive cruise - he said by the third day he was so sick he didn't drink for the next 4 days...

[SJ]

a nip is what you're dating shannon

[SJ]

extortion on the cruise ships

[milkman]

Nah, every place to eat on the ship was Free on the RC cruise I was on. My total tab was like $475 for everything i bought on the ship. Drink tab, tips, some rum, couple of other things.

Glad me wife isn't a big drinker, she was cheap!