Bubba the Love Sponge Listening Thread 1/2-1/6 *2012 has arrived, now panic edition*

[milkman]

Anyone who hasn't fucked a fat and/or ugly woman is a liar. You don't jump right into the majors, you have to go thru the minors first.

My first girl was hot as hell! But as with anyone, there were a few lights out hot ones as well!

No fat ones though!

[TJGoSurf]

I think Lawrence needs to go with the Cougar crowd. Someone to guide and help him.

Every guy has been there, you need a confidence booster.

[milkman]

Sheesus, in Brents opening remarks, wrong on both accts. Broncos host the Steelers, and they were conference champions, not division champs!! know it all sports my ass!

[milkman]

I think Lawrence needs to go with the Cougar crowd. Someone to guide and help him.

Every guy has been there, you need a confidence booster.

If I was 24 and a virgin, breathing with a pussy would be the only prerequisite I would have!

[TJGoSurf]

I think porn has ruined most guys expectations of women. Bang the one that wants to bang you now, finding a hot one will come along. By the time I was 24, A) I had already done my time in the Marines, B) Hooked up with every major ethnicity group, C) Was working on hooking up with one woman from every country in Europe, D) Already been married and then divorced.

[BlindLawrence]

I think Lawrence needs to go with the Cougar crowd. Someone to guide and help him.

Every guy has been there, you need a confidence booster.

I think of the issues is that of all the things out there, there isn't dating book one for dating tips for the blind. I plum refuse to try online dating, have tried in the past and it sucked a whole bag of dicks. I think maybe I should try and get a female's perspective on this thing.

[TJGoSurf]

We should focus on you losing your virginity first.

[milkman]

BL, if you go with a female perspective, you will get duped into paying for a bunch of shit with no pussy to show for it! bad move!

[milkman]

Just hook up and go out with 25, I'm sure he'd take you under his wing and get you some horny chick man! Don't be scared and confused...GO FOR IT!

[SJ]

hey all

Hey Now NY

[TJGoSurf]

BL, if you go with a female perspective, you will get duped into paying for a bunch of shit with no pussy to show for it! bad move!

I think what you're trying to say is, getting a female perspective is going to attract the wrong kind of women.

[TJGoSurf]

I'm designing my new credit card, any pictures I should use?

[milkman]

I'm designing my new credit card, any pictures I should use?

Ur av pic would work!

[TJGoSurf]

Ur av pic would work!

Until I have to pay for dinner with a date...

[milkman]

Until I have to pay for dinner with a date...

Nah, use it to ur advantage!! Like, "I'm looking to change the pic, maybe of you in some lingerie"