Bubba the Love Sponge Listening Thread 1/2-1/6 *2012 has arrived, now panic edition*

[milkman]

Nice vids TJ!! Looks like you guys sure wreck a lot of shit!!

[TJGoSurf]

I feel chaz's pain of not getting any, hell I'm lower on the level than he is, I don't have woman one lusting over me. That's right. As of now, there are exactly 0.0 Blind Lawrence groupies.

You need better game.

[TJGoSurf]

Nice vids TJ!! Looks like you guys sure wreck a lot of shit!!

Yeah, and the smallest truck starts at $90/hr. The big rig movers are $500/hr. You should see the invoices I sign.

[SJ]

I feel chaz's pain of not getting any, hell I'm lower on the level than he is, I don't have woman one lusting over me. That's right. As of now, there are exactly 0.0 Blind Lawrence groupies.

what about summer day?

hey now lawrence

[SJ]

Yeah, and the smallest truck starts at $90/hr. The big rig movers are $500/hr. You should see the invoices I sign.

holy shit 500 and hour? damn

[BlindLawrence]

You need better game.

Game? I'm not sure if I'm even at the right ballpark, I think I'm still in the parking lot of the stadium.

[TJGoSurf]

holy shit 500 and hour? damn

Yeah, our security guards at night start at $16/hr. But the company that supplies them gets $50/hr.

[BlindLawrence]

what about summer day?

hey now lawrence

Hey now. Yeah there's her.

[TJGoSurf]

Maybe Lawrence could get hooked up with that chick from Burke that hasn't had sex in 15 years.

[TJGoSurf]

Better yet, I found a hooker in Tampa already. Woohoo for backpage.

[BlindLawrence]

Maybe Lawrence could get hooked up with that chick from Burke that hasn't had sex in 15 years.

does she sound hot? That's key.

[NY_FTE]

hey all

[TJGoSurf]

does she sound hot? That's key.

Yes, but you're blind. Who cares? That's like dating a deaf chick and she wants me to change the radio station in the car. That's why I date deaf chicks so I can listen to what I want.

[milkman]

does she sound hot? That's key.

BL, in your case, the last thing you need to worry about is hot! Pussy is pussy when it is ur first! Take what you can get son!

[TJGoSurf]

BL, in your case, the last thing you need to worry about is hot! Pussy is pussy when it is ur first! Take what you can get son!

Anyone who hasn't fucked a fat and/or ugly woman is a liar. You don't jump right into the majors, you have to go thru the minors first.