Bubba Army Radio Listening Thread *EARTHQUAKE EDITION* AUG 22-26, 2011

[Spaz]

If you can read, you can cook.

There in lies the problem

[Lerch]

All this bull seamen talk is making me think of the scene from "Kingpin".



Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew. [Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.

Pump and dump was the funniest scene in Kingpin.

[milkman]

If you can read, you can cook.

No he can't! He can read I think!! But I wouldn't eat anything CM cooked!! Blinker fluid, liquid squelch...who knows what would be in it!!

[BlindLawrence]

Pump and dump was the funniest scene in Kingpin.

is that the scene where he does number 2 in the urinal?

[BlindLawrence]

No he can't! He can read I think!! But I wouldn't eat anything CM cooked!! Blinker fluid, liquid squelch...who knows what would be in it!!

Would you eat ice cream with breast milk in it

[Ski Lo]

ok..

I can cook a little.

I can make a mean egg and cheese sandwich on toast..

[milkman]

Would you eat ice cream with breast milk in it

Sure why not!! Especially if I could eat ice cream and suck the milk out of the chicks tits meself!!

Would you suck milk out of her tits?

[BlindLawrence]

omg that's beautiful

I think I can top that, I shit my pants at Disney World.

[Ski Lo]

I think I can top that, I shit my pants at Disney World.

Had to be some nasty swamp ass...

[milkman]

ok..

I can cook a little.

I can make a mean egg and cheese sandwich on toast..

Cept the egg is raw, cheese is moldy and not melted, and the toast is burnt!! Other than that all good!!

[Lerch]

is that the scene where he does number 2 in the urinal?

The scene where Roy's landlord figures out he is scamming her, and he has to have sex with her to pay off his rent. The scene is the landlord smoking a cig, and Roy vomiting.. She says I don't know what it is about good sex that makes me shit, you really knocked something loose, tiger.

[Spaz]

I think I can top that, I shit my pants at Disney World.

Roller coaster gotcha ?

[The Butler]

Thunder is back on http://www.blogtalkradio.com/captain...aptain-thunder

[Spaz]

Sorry bout that bro

[Lerch]