BTLS listening thread

[PissJug]

in this text you reference "laying nice". can you explain to the court what you meant by that?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

in this text you reference "laying nice". can you explain to the court what you meant by that?

[milkman]

Man I feel like shit, started gettin sick over night..shit sucks.

[PissJug]

damn they can't pull up what was in the text messages

[PissJug]

there was a call to Bich Nga at 9:37pm presumably for takeout

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

My god this text guy is boring as shit. zzzzzzzzzzzz

[PissJug]

i thought we were gonna get to see the text messages

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

i thought we were gonna get to see the text messages

I know, this is bullshit.

[Dan Blaze]

uh to play gta 5 with chob, cpt and I? oh so we're not reason enough for you budday?

I didn't see your reply last time I asked.. my bad.

I play gta5 on PC now and forever, sorry cuh

[Dan Blaze]

i thought we were gonna get to see the text messages

Cucksponge @ 8am "cuzzy I need some more hash browns for my 9 am feeding get those asap kid"

[Dan Blaze]

These are some textin ass kids....

Wait what do you mean they are adults?

[PissJug]

can you explain to the court what a "BK Stacker" is?

[Dan Blaze]

Mr Diaco, in this brief your relative is described as a spitting cobra. Have you ever known him to utilize venom from his mouth? I remind you that you are under oath.

[PissJug]

there's a J. Diaco in there too

[Dan Blaze]

Sir, I ask you once again, can Dan really turn her breasts into a full C?