Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread May 2014

[FishMuskys]

Buncha squares. No wonder you're so fuckin' mad all the time.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Guess I won't call you!

I'd make an exception for my dear old buddy Milk.

[Chob]

Rick you cheeky fucker.

[milkman]

I'd make an exception for my dear old buddy Milk.

I don't really smoke much at all, but thanks!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Rick you cheeky fucker.

He's always been good with the break music.

[Chob]

This all sounds like way too much effort.

[milkman]

Like I said, my buddy has used that drink shit several times, never failed.

[FishMuskys]

Like I said, my buddy has used that drink shit several times, never failed.

You have smart friends.

[milkman]

, now that is extreme. Shove a cigar tube in ur ass.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Now its red bull, aspirin, rolaids & b12, man you fuckin guys.

[milkman]

Hell Cpt, I knew dudes in the Army that would swallow water purification tablets when we had surprise piss tests. Not sure if they worked, because as you know they only do random testing even though everyone has to piss.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hell Cpt, I knew dudes in the Army that would swallow water purification tablets when we had surprise piss tests. Not sure if they worked, because as you know they only do random testing even though everyone has to piss.

I was never tested once in the four years I was in. Weird huh?

[milkman]

I was never tested once in the four years I was in. Weird huh?

Yeah shit, especially for an MP. When I was in an MP company we had like 5 random tests in 2 years.

[milkman]

Damn, now I have to piss.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Yeah shit, especially for an MP. When I was in an MP company we had like 5 random tests in 2 years.

Guess I was just lucky, although I never did anything more than drink anyways.