A Cat Named Mo and Nervous Jared Show Listening Thread

[Chob]

Hey Mo, I heard Shannon Burke was fired today... can you recap that for us?

Where's that shit stirring smiley?

[SJ]

:shitstirring:

[SJ]

wtf did you delete it when you un-stickied the thread?

[Chob]

Dude. I don't even remember the code for the damn thing.

[Chob]

: shitstirrer:

[SJ]

Place your bets now: what will be found first, the missing airplane or kasey kasem

[Chob]

Place your bets now: what will be found first, the missing airplane or kasey kasem

Jimmy Hoffa.

[Chob]

I don't get Napoleon Dynamite either Mo.

[SJ]

kims get crazy..

lil kim.

[Ace]

Here's my theory. Beyoncé doesn't love Jay-Z. Their relationship is purely a business move. Her sister probably wanted in that money and got told to fuck off, boom fist fight. Jigga said, "smile bitch, you're on candid camera. I'm rich Beeotch. *honk honk*".

[Ace]

kims get crazy..

lil kim.

Whore*cough*

[Chob]

What about Kim formerly known as Jabberjaw? We know she doesn't get crazy.

[Chob]

Here's my theory. Beyoncé doesn't love Jay-Z. Their relationship is purely a business move. Her sister probably wanted in that money and got told to fuck off, boom fist fight. Jigga said, "smile bitch, you're on candid camera. I'm rich Beeotch. *honk honk*".

You saying Jay Z is a down low brutha?

[Ace]

You saying Jay Z is a down low brutha?

Whatever. I'm saying for his "wife" to just stand there is shit.

[SJ]

I can kinda imagine jay z saying "she's the only one who doesn't need my money and I don't need hers" kinda reasoning