Drew Garabo Listening Thread - January 2013

[Chob]

Late night thoughts from me as I listen.

Hand shakes are a bullshit social..."tradition"...I guess?, that needs to go away. I already don't like doing it when I meet people I'll be seeing again, I hate doing it even more when I know it's just a hollow gesture to someone I'm only going to see once and never talk to again. I have no need to shake your fucking hand.

I want to move to Japan and do bows instead. Bowing is a decent way of showing respect without skin on skin contact. The Japanese have shit figured out.
Well minus blurring their porn. Shit is weird.

Shaking hands has gotten this ridiculously important status, and people even give tips on the appropriate ways to do it for different situations. The content of your conversation and truly connecting with someone is more important than a fleshy germ exchange. Get some friggin perspective.

[Chob]

I like using cash as much as possible. You only carry a fixed amount, you can't spend more than you have and you're always very conscious of how much you're spending. Credit cards are a hassle, contribute to getting you into debt, and the last one I had was being used to buy stuff off XBox Live (I don't have an XBox) in the friggin UK.

[Chob]

RUB YOUR MUFF ON THE PHONE

LOL @ this being referenced on air.

What is the deal with "muff" anyway? Can you say it on FM?

[Chob]

I love the addition of Pat to the show.

[Chob]

Weird Al is cool.

I owe my love of parodies and eventually this genre of radio to him.

[Chob]

Holy shit Drew. Someone will regret having asked you to be a judge. Just be cool to my bro Spaz, please?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

sounds to me like everyone is kinda pissed off with this contract contest since most of their help don't have contracts

Yeah, ask Jason and Wallace (The supposed winners of the Bubba Army got talent contest) how that worked out for them...#wastedtalent ring a bell?

[Chob]

Trial of the Century. Heh.

[Chob]

Watch this backfire and Drew ends up in court. I hope not but MJ and his lawyers don't let up.

[Dan Blaze]

sup whores?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Good backpeddle there Drew.

[Chob]

Just whoring up the place.

[Dan Blaze]

Bunch of tramp stamp havin' sluts! *flees before lawsuits*

[Chob]

I remember on a now defunct board someone referred to Karen Angle and Heather (at the time) Clem as "two cunts." Imagine if Bubba tried suing that guy, the board owner, etc.

[Chob]

Kurt would just have hunted him down and put the ankle lock on him. Problem solved.