Bubba the Love Sponge Listening Thread September 4-7, 2012

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Your shtickoma is so fucked up no one has a clue what your saying. theres nothing real about you so far

Yea act normal dude enough of this nonsense

[mynameisPORTER]

I, "PORTER", am ALWAYS exactly where I need to be, smellyfish. You needn't worry about me.
Meth?! That's for assbag transplants to the 'Dog Turd' state.
And that ain't me, cheif.
BTW, of all the folks here, NObody knows his place better than ME.

[FishMuskys]

Where was your show?

[iobane]

I applaud porter, he's making himself easier to hate so all of you forget that you hate the changes to the show.

He's a true worker.

[mynameisPORTER]

musk, you sir, are showing yourself to either be: A) A total newbie, masquarading as something YOU ARE NOT - OR - B) you ARE NO FAN or FOLLOWER of b tls
A REAL ba man's man knows ALLLLLLLL about "PORTER" and the power thereof.

[Ken Masters]

You never go full retard

[iobane]

He definitely thinks he's special atleast.

[FishMuskys]

I started listenin' in '06. You must've been before that.

[milkman]

Fuckin weak ass shit, power my ass. You were just a hack caller that got called out and totally SUCKED ASS, which apparently is what you do in your spare time.

Not worth anymore response as far as I'm concerned. Lame shit is the best I can call your posts. Go play with Luds and suck his ass.

[Ken Masters]

Porter listen up. dont fucking call our regulars a newb. youre the fucking newb here. dont assume what they know or dont know. you are 0.0 to us. being on the show and making an ass of yourself does not get you any ground here

[mynameisPORTER]

Special, bane?! No, sir, "THE Shit". That's what I am.
Check the N.E.R.D. song "....'cause I'm The Shit...."
musk, I go WAAAAAAY back before that and apparently, according to the Blind'un, right up to a couple of days after.... WAIT FOR IT!......I forget, damn it!
Hey Blind Lawrence, When was I on b's show, again? I forget!
(I have also sat in for other drive time shows there in Tampa, musky one, under different names)
It was in 2010, I remember that, musky one

[FishMuskys]

Far out. I gotta go, catch ya guys later.

[mynameisPORTER]

Oh, I'm a real good listener, kennie, a PROFESSIONAL one at that.
Which is exactly why I am the THE definative radio savant that I am.
And YOU, sir, are just that - JUST a listener.

"Content Provider" "Counter-Programmer" "Fucking Genius"
All apply to ME.
b put me on thousands of CDs and put me on countless replays and had me in the studio after 11 years of contributions because I 'suck' - and #1 rated shows in Top 20 markets are ALWAYS doing THAT, RIGHT??!
You folks are sadder than originally hoped.

[mynameisPORTER]

I don't blame ya, musky one, sure as hell don't.

[iobane]

I'd tell you to lay off the meth but I feel you'd be insulted if I used the term "lay off".