Merch Ideas For BRP

SJ · 10-16-2011, 12:57 PM

Last night we had a little brainstorm and came up with some BRN related merch ideas for Bubba Raceway Park...

First up: 25 Cent Black licorice... charge 25 cents for it

Spice Boys Spiced Nuts: On the package is a picture of spice saying "Enjoy my nuts in your mouth"

The Bubba Butt scratcher: A butt scratcher with a picture of bubba on it - This was even people who don't like bubba will want one!

The Nedley Mandingo III VIP area - You must be named ned to get into this area of the raceway - outside the gates is a "Ned Only" sign...

Bubba-Muffs - earmuffs for the kids that can't stand loud noises. Also handy for when bubba wants people to fuck on air and you don't want to hear it. Or for when tuck calls in... fuck that guy.

The Brent Hatley plain Vanilla ice cream scoop... just one plain vanilla ice cream cone with a big round scoop on top.

SJ · 10-16-2011, 12:58 PM

Also at the refreshment stand, don't forget to pick up a nice awesome glass of "Triple Tea"

SJ · 10-16-2011, 12:59 PM

Also on the menu - The Butthurt Burrito - a burrito so spicy it makes your asshole burn with delight. Think you were butthurt before? Try a butthurt burrito!

(credit to chob on this one)

SJ · 10-20-2011, 02:15 AM

Dave-Riceballs?

Lerch · 10-20-2011, 01:54 PM

hire a track photographer.

SJ · 10-20-2011, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lerch

hire a track photographer.

how is that BRN related?

PissJug · 10-20-2011, 11:49 PM

DBall's red rocket hot dogs

SJ · 10-21-2011, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PissJug

DBall's red rocket hot dogs

can you get a side of mansauce on that?

10-16-2011, 12:57 PM	#1
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	Merch Ideas For BRP Last night we had a little brainstorm and came up with some BRN related merch ideas for Bubba Raceway Park... First up: 25 Cent Black licorice... charge 25 cents for it Spice Boys Spiced Nuts: On the package is a picture of spice saying "Enjoy my nuts in your mouth" The Bubba Butt scratcher: A butt scratcher with a picture of bubba on it - This was even people who don't like bubba will want one! The Nedley Mandingo III VIP area - You must be named ned to get into this area of the raceway - outside the gates is a "Ned Only" sign... Bubba-Muffs - earmuffs for the kids that can't stand loud noises. Also handy for when bubba wants people to fuck on air and you don't want to hear it. Or for when tuck calls in... fuck that guy. The Brent Hatley plain Vanilla ice cream scoop... just one plain vanilla ice cream cone with a big round scoop on top.
	COD

10-16-2011, 12:58 PM	#2
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	Also at the refreshment stand, don't forget to pick up a nice awesome glass of "Triple Tea"
	COD

10-16-2011, 12:59 PM	#3
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	Also on the menu - The Butthurt Burrito - a burrito so spicy it makes your asshole burn with delight. Think you were butthurt before? Try a butthurt burrito! (credit to chob on this one)
	COD

10-20-2011, 02:15 AM	#4
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	Dave-Riceballs?
	COD

10-20-2011, 11:49 PM	#7
PissJug aka Wyatt Privlij Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Heelsburg, SC Posts: 48,593 vCash: 3450478513635	DBall's red rocket hot dogs
	ATL

10-20-2011, 01:54 PM	#5
Lerch Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 52,170 vCash: 2000000000000	hire a track photographer.

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