Bubba the Love Sponge Listening Thread (week of 6/11/2012)

[SJ]

so if I go make a mess you're gonna go clean it up?

[SJ]

I like this Billy show. They are talkin' football!

I started leaving it on after drew and found myself liking it...

well except the sports bullshit but I can't escape that anywhere apparently. Fuck even stern talks about sports every once in a while

[Sally Abs]

so if I go make a mess you're gonna go clean it up?

Naturlich.

[SJ]

I think I just messed my pants

[Sally Abs]

I think I just messed my pants

I am talking in terms of internet-related messes. If you say something salty on a message board and need allies to back you up, I'll be there. Things of this nature.

[SJ]

I am talking in terms of internet-related messes. If you say something salty on a message board and need allies to back you up, I'll be there. Things of this nature.

salty in nature?

like talking about cum?







well I'll keep this in mind next time I get in an e-fight

[Sally Abs]

If you are hauled into some backwoods Canadian court and need character witnesses, I will be there via Skype.

[Sally Abs]

Sally Abs can't get a passport. Confirmed and verified.

[SJ]

Sally Abs can't get a passport. Confirmed and verified.

so what crime did you commit?

fess up yo

[Sally Abs]

so what crime did you commit?

fess up yo

Breaking and Entering, Assault, stuff like that. I been good for a minute tho.

[SJ]

ugh you guys wanna see the epitome of nasty?

check the slacker in a few

[SJ]

Breaking and Entering, Assault, stuff like that. I been good for a minute tho.

you stole?

tsk tsk... not cool...

[Sally Abs]

you stole?

tsk tsk... not cool...

Dude told me it wuz his boo house and he lied on me saying it wuz my plan and this and that. he told me girl say it wuz cool we came in and took merch out the house to sell cuz she needed money. we got followed out the housing addition by an unmarked car he flashed us and we get 2 running. problem is my boy driving and he well drunk and he crashes into a tree. i got knocked out and cuffed and all that and the dt's weren't having none of my story. the other boy ended up snitching and shit.

[SJ]

coming straight outta compton...

[Sally Abs]

the assault charge wuz sum bs as well. out tha club, like 2 am or some shit and dude gets in my face talking "why u looking at my girl" i sez "i aint looking at your girl, she mad ugly". we get to fighting, i grab a bottle and start menacing the dude saying "get away from me!" but he dont stop. he keep coming and coming so i clocked him on the head with the bottle and he hits the ground. blood everywhere, dude is leaking, knocked the fuck out. cops roll up, arrest me for assault and take me downtown. i aint even start that shit.