Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (week of 5/28/2012)

[The Butler]

Nice.

Wonder if they picked me this time since I actually filled it out the last time.

[NeTaS]

colin is an asshole

[Chob]

I don't do stickers on the car.

[NeTaS]

that made no sense at all

[milkman]

Got a Bubba Army, that is it.

[PissJug]

I have a bubba army sticker and some sports/band stickers

[NeTaS]

bubba army and a tattoo fest

[ch3cooh]

i want to put those stick figures under my drivers side window like the fighter pilots in wwii did to show how many kills they had

[NeTaS]

I could see the stickers making it easy for a pedo to follow a car on the highway and stalk it but what he said was just dumb

[NeTaS]

you can assume any little girl or boy has a mommy without seeing a f'n sticker

[BlindLawrence]

"You shoot small road with one kidney." - Shannon Burke doing a Chinese accent.

[milkman]

Apparently that has happened netas. Recall hearing that before.

[NeTaS]

I think he forgot the meat of the story meself

[SJ]

I used to sell those t-shirts that said "I choked linda lovelace"

[BlindLawrence]

"You ever see these guy on TV, one guys in the hospital, one guy's waiting for a kidney, the other guy's waiting for a lung - fuck you, I've got shit at home. I have a freezer for of viable organs. What do you need? A spleen, and esofagis? How about a nice used ball bag. Good condition, one owner, only scratched it on Sundays." - George Carlin.