The Shannon Burke Show Listening Extravaganza - Week of May 25, 2012

[milkman]

Damn, that sucks Lerch, or maybe not. Get any severance pay?

[Lerch]

Damn, that sucks Lerch, or maybe not. Get any severance pay?

No, but I got some savings and unenjoyment bennies.

The VP of the company got the boot too, and he said wherever he goes, I'll have a job.

Just gonna enjoy some extended time off. I need a job , my family will drive me nuts if I stay home.

[Lerch]

I turned in my company assets today and we had a cookout this morning with all the people who was left. Burgers n dogs, beers, jello shots. Saw the titties of all the female employees. Good Times.

[SJ]

sorry to hear about that lerch

kinda sorry you didn't snap any pictures of those titties too

[milkman]

Well, at least you got the VP dude to hopefully get in somewhere Lerch, good luck.

I kind of wished I got layed off last month. Would have got like 26 weeks severance. I could use a 6 month vaca to be honest.

[The Butler]

Afternoon freaks.

[Lerch]

sorry to hear about that lerch

kinda sorry you didn't snap any pictures of those titties too

It was fun and funny. I want these people to hire me in the next endeavor, not realize what a foolish asshole I can be. I save that for here.

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

[Lerch]

I know this might be thinking outside the box, but why can't Rick and Colin do a show? Charlie or Bubba can't blow in for a show? What is it with people? Have a job, don't work. I don't get it.

[Lerch]

Hey Butler.

[milkman]

I know this might be thinking outside the box, but why can't Rick and Colin do a show? Charlie or Bubba can't blow in for a show? What is it with people? Have a job, don't work. I don't get it.

Does this blob look like he could actually handle leading a show?

[Lerch]

I enjoyed the fuck out of him tell his ex to shut the fuck up. Love that guy.

[milkman]

I enjoyed the fuck out of him tell his ex to shut the fuck up. Love that guy.

Umm, that wasn't his ex, maybe explains why he is like he is in that pic today.

[The Butler]

Shannon off all week?

[Lerch]

Umm, that wasn't his ex, maybe explains why he is like he is in that pic today.

Oh, that was his current? That's awesome.