The Diacos Show Listening Thread! (May 2012)

[The Diacos Radio]

Gave you guys an early shout out.

[milkman]

Thanks Brian!

[FishMuskys]

Good Evenin'!

[Chob]

I've pooped twice today

Better than not pooping at all.

[milkman]

I've pooped twice today

hmmm, let me put this in me diary.

[Chob]

Travolta wanted some sweet Diaco lovin'

[milkman]

Get Jay to sue him!

[Chob]

See this is all just a mix up, it's just a little known tradition amongst Scientologists.

[milkman]

If any of this really happened, which it may have..what are the fuckin damages to sue for yrs later? Fuckin lawyers.

[BlindLawrence]

Hello gentlemen.

[PissJug]

Hello gentlemen.

[milkman]

Hey now BL! hows the self date rape scene at the house goin?

[FishMuskys]

Brian, if you haven't heard--Ronnie the Limo Driver agreed to have his dick sucked by Richard Christy for $1 mil a piece.

[BlindLawrence]

Hey now BL! hows the self date rape scene at the house goin?

Meh, I've spent my days listening to IO, eating pizza and wings, drinking lots of beer, I feel insanely white trash.

[Chob]

Brian, if you haven't heard--Ronnie the Limo Driver agreed to have his dick sucked by Richard Christy for $1 mil a piece.

I thought no one could come up with something more screwed up than Bubba's "Humbler." Apparently Stern managed to top it.