Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (week of 3/26/2012)

[SJ]

You could do it yourself you know.

I already fucking did...
before you even posted

CAUSE IT"S TWO FUCKING CLICKS

[SJ]

Ugh, why do my neices text me questions like this: Log2(x)+log2 (x-4) = log2(x+24)

it means get more toilet paper - she's dropping logs

[TJGoSurf]

it means get more toilet paper - she's dropping logs

No, its 8.

[SJ]

No, its 8.

ok now can you tell me how that applies in the real world?

[Chob]

This talk of logs and blowback is making my gut rumble.

[SJ]

when did jesse ventura start trucking?

[Chob]

At least they're not teaching kids CSMP anymore. What a bunch of bullshit.

[SJ]

and how the fuck is x+24 8?

something plus 24 should be more then 24 shouldn't it?

[SJ]

how the hell was I an honor student in math?

[TJGoSurf]

ok now can you tell me how that applies in the real world?

They're used to explain huge numbers to our feeble minds. Like 10^80 being the number of molecules in the universe.

[SJ]

They're used to explain huge numbers to our feeble minds. Like 10^80 being the number of molecules in the universe.

that's it?

how the fuck do they know that?

we've never even been to another planet to measure this - I'm calling shenanigans

[Chob]

how the hell was I an honor student in math?

Low standards?

Funny thing is they tried to stick me in some math enrichment program in elementary school. Now what kid at that age wants to do more math?

[TJGoSurf]

and how the fuck is x+24 8?

something plus 24 should be more then 24 shouldn't it?

Log2(x)+log2 (x-4) = log2(x+24)

log2(x^2-4x)=log2(x+24)
2 2
(x^2-4x)=(x+24)
x^2-5x-24=0
(x-8)(x+3)=0
x=8 x=-3

But you cant have a negative in a log so the only answer is 8

[The Butler]

Hey now!

[RS]

Low standards?

Funny thing is they tried to stick me in some math enrichment program in elementary school. Now what kid at that age wants to do more math?

Asians.