The Sam Simon Show Listening Thread

[SJ]

Sheesus Christ pull the fuckin plug....abortion alert abortion alert!

Brent stays at my house, la di da!!

smoke a bowl of k2...

lucha libre says relax

[1c]

I'm calling in about paying for a dog..

[Chob]

inb4 beth calls in

[milkman]

[Chob]

I know, I know. I fucking hate that joke must of the time but I couldn't resist.

[milkman]

1C, tell him you buy 10 dogs a day!

[1c]

855liveonio?

[The Butler]

Too many 5's. 85 liveonio

[milkman]

Yepper

[Chob]

Too many 5's. 85 liveonio

This.

[Chob]

His slow delivery is killing me. But good on him for the low income mobile spay/neuter clinic. I know folks that were trying to get one going. It's not easy to get funded unless you're Simpsons rich like Sam.

[milkman]

Tuddle needs to break in..."hey boss pick it up a bit"

[Chob]

Needs a shitting hooker or two.

[milkman]

What a fuckin rube he is for being so rich!

[NeTaS]

:tin