The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (December 2011)

[Chob]

When I was in Germany, I left a Hefe Weizen beer in me friends freezer. Talk about exploding. That fuckin thing exploded and embedded glass into all the meat his wife just bought! Man she was pissed! Me and me buddy thought it was funny as fuck!!

[SJ]

my friends mom went to the pawn stars pawn shop - it's a fucking rip off

said if you didn't have at least 3 grand you weren't buying a thing in that place

[milkman]

my friends mom went to the pawn stars pawn shop - it's a fucking rip off

said if you didn't have at least 3 grand you weren't buying a thing in that place

Them shows are fake as fuck! I don't buy any of em.

[Chob]

There's no originality left in TV.

[milkman]

It's all a bunch of contrived bullshit!

[SJ]

funny how most are on trutv

[Chob]

They're thin because of the meth.

[Chob]

Some kid at my middle school did the oregano for weed gimmick.

[milkman]

Some kid at my middle school did the oregano for weed gimmick.

Some kid in my HS got stabbed for doing that shit!

[1c]

Got something for ya SJ..
can u fix her up for me? Bigger?

[SJ]

Got something for ya SJ..
can u fix her up for me? Bigger?

nope... I can go bigger to smaller but smaller to bigger looks shitty

[Chob]

Burke says you can't be a neo-hippie?

[Chob]

I only know some of these from the show parodies.

[milkman]

Bill Maher has never been funny! he is a total douche!

[SJ]

Bill Maher has never been funny! he is a total douche!

I totally agree... the guy isn't funny nor are his observations that witty.

he puts himself over too much.