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    Last night we had a little brainstorm and came up with some BRN related merch ideas for Bubba Raceway Park...


    First up: 25 Cent Black licorice... charge 25 cents for it

    Spice Boys Spiced Nuts: On the package is a picture of spice saying "Enjoy my nuts in your mouth"

    The Bubba Butt scratcher: A butt scratcher with a picture of bubba on it - This was even people who don't like bubba will want one!

    The Nedley Mandingo III VIP area - You must be named ned to get into this area of the raceway - outside the gates is a "Ned Only" sign...

    Bubba-Muffs - earmuffs for the kids that can't stand loud noises. Also handy for when bubba wants people to fuck on air and you don't want to hear it. Or for when tuck calls in... fuck that guy.

    The Brent Hatley plain Vanilla ice cream scoop... just one plain vanilla ice cream cone with a big round scoop on top.
    COD

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    Also at the refreshment stand, don't forget to pick up a nice awesome glass of "Triple Tea"
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    • #3
      Also on the menu - The Butthurt Burrito - a burrito so spicy it makes your asshole burn with delight. Think you were butthurt before? Try a butthurt burrito!

      (credit to chob on this one)
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      • #4
        Dave-Riceballs?

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        • #5
          hire a track photographer.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lerch View Post
            hire a track photographer.
            how is that BRN related?
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            • #7
              DBall's red rocket hot dogs
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              • #8
                Originally posted by PissJug View Post
                DBall's red rocket hot dogs
                can you get a side of mansauce on that?
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