The Artie Lange and Some Guy Who Sounds Italian Listening Thread!

[Lerch]

somebody better feed this pig, he might drive buzzed.

[PissJug]

i did some gateway drugs

[1c]

[PissJug]

martha stewart took all her jewelry off before snoop came out

[FishMuskys]

what the hell is going on with this television show

I have no idea. Never saw it before. Riley will bring it to a level of bullshit these assholes have never seen before!

[FishMuskys]

I hope Riley has food poisoning.

[1c]

[PissJug]

i remember the skaters hating on alien workshop in high school

[SJ]

i remember the skaters hating on alien workshop in high school

cause THEY SUCKED

[Lerch]

Hello? Is there anybody in here?

[SJ]

cheap pieces of shit narrow ass matchsticks

[SJ]

Hello? Is there anybody in here?

just us

[PissJug]

they seem to have done very well

[FishMuskys]

I tried that pissin' in the sink gimmic. Got a couple of questions. Should I have run some water to flush? When I shook my pecker it got piss all over the handles, do I have to clean it off? I might've left the plug in, will the piss evaporate by the mornin'?

Nothin'?

[Chob]

Nothin'?

I have no answers, just questions. Like what is Courtney Cox doing in a sex tape with Hogan?