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  • Originally posted by SJ View Post
    lawrence may I offer one tip in the future?

    always ask to slip a finger in her to prove she's a girl. Guys can buy breast implants nowadays... and this way you get some stink on your finger lol
    I can tell by the voice if it's a guy or girl. Both girls lifted up my shirt a little today. maybe I should ask for those girls by name when I go, doubt they'd remember me.
    "Nice throw Casey Anthony." - Stewie Griffin

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    • Originally posted by BlindLawrence View Post
      The jabberjaw thing was with Jingle Jugs, this was way better, I got the real deal today.
      Congrats BL.
      WHO DEY

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      • Originally posted by BlindLawrence View Post
        maybe I should ask for those girls by name when I go, doubt they'd remember me.
        Strippers remember virgins. They consider it a challenge.
        Member, National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.

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        • Originally posted by Ned Hardly View Post
          All you gotta do is give Bubba the word and you'll be balls deep buddy.
          My birhtday is coming up this Tuesday, I think a trip to 2001 on a Friday would beat the shit out of any birthday cake with candles.
          "Nice throw Casey Anthony." - Stewie Griffin

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          • Originally posted by BlindLawrence View Post
            I can tell by the voice if it's a guy or girl. Both girls lifted up my shirt a little today. maybe I should ask for those girls by name when I go, doubt they'd remember me.
            are you willing to put this to a test?

            I see a great bit in the works here.

            The Tranny Voice Challenge. Can Lawrence tell which girl is a girl and which girl is a man, live in studio.
            COD

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            • Originally posted by BlindLawrence View Post
              My birhtday is coming up this Tuesday, I think a trip to 2001 on a Friday would beat the shit out of any birthday cake with candles.
              unless you get a girl to put the cake on her boobies.
              COD

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              • Originally posted by The Butler View Post
                Strippers remember virgins. They consider it a challenge.
                They don't know I'm a virgin, not yet anyway. They've got condoms in the men's room right? Just making sure is all.
                "Nice throw Casey Anthony." - Stewie Griffin

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                • Originally posted by The Butler View Post
                  Strippers remember virgins. They consider it a challenge.
                  Listen to him BL, He is somewhat of an expert on the subject..
                  Originally posted by milkman
                  Fuckin bullshit call. FUCK YOU REFS!

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                  • Originally posted by BlindLawrence View Post
                    They don't know I'm a virgin, not yet anyway. They've got condoms in the men's room right? Just making sure is all.
                    I dunno - last time I was in a men's room at a strip club a stripper was washing out her cunt in the sink...

                    true story.
                    COD

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                    • Originally posted by BlindLawrence View Post
                      They don't know I'm a virgin,
                      They know.
                      Member, National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.

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                      • Originally posted by BlindLawrence View Post
                        I can tell by the voice if it's a guy or girl. Both girls lifted up my shirt a little today. maybe I should ask for those girls by name when I go, doubt they'd remember me.
                        That chick from Arizona had to confuse you today. Sounded like a guy to me.
                        WHO DEY

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                        • Originally posted by 1clarkpfl View Post
                          Listen to him BL, He is somewhat of an expert on the subject..
                          butler loves strippers or is a virgin?
                          COD

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                          • Originally posted by SJ View Post
                            I dunno - last time I was in a men's room at a strip club a stripper was washing out her cunt in the sink...

                            true story.
                            Did you hit on her?
                            WHO DEY

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                            • Originally posted by Ned Hardly View Post
                              Did you hit on her?
                              Bwa, beat me to it..
                              Originally posted by milkman
                              Fuckin bullshit call. FUCK YOU REFS!

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                              • Originally posted by SJ View Post
                                are you willing to put this to a test?

                                I see a great bit in the works here.

                                The Tranny Voice Challenge. Can Lawrence tell which girl is a girl and which girl is a man, live in studio.
                                Kind of a Catch 22. I think a girl sounds hot, when she has a dick, aaaa!
                                "Nice throw Casey Anthony." - Stewie Griffin

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