Puff Puff Pass - The Underground Legere Thread

[WadeJordan]

Benny comin to tuck you in?

i got that cocksucker full hot at me right now, Benny that is

[SJ]

inside that's a vague answer..

well this scalper guy says to me (I have no clue what accent I'm doing - use your imagination) - "hey I gots these seats brosef, I can let thems go for abouts 7fiddy."

where are the seats?

"deys inside the park your gonna love em"

"ummm are they near the bullpen? behind home plate"

"they are the best seats inside this ballparks"

[FishMuskys]

Not really sure of where the seats are. Everytime I go to a game I end up just wonderin' around. Guy I know has tickets but WAY too pricey.

[SJ]

Not really sure of where the seats are. Everytime I go to a game I end up just wonderin' around. Guy I know has tickets but WAY too pricey.

I do that too - get bored, wander around the stadium... try to get into places I shouldn't be

[FishMuskys]

inside that's a vague answer..

well this scalper guy says to me (I have no clue what accent I'm doing - use your imagination) - "hey I gots these seats brosef, I can let thems go for abouts 7fiddy."

where are the seats?

"deys inside the park your gonna love em"

"ummm are they near the bullpen? behind home plate"

"they are the best seats inside this ballparks"

Yep. That sounds like him.

[Ned Hardly]

Not really sure of where the seats are. Everytime I go to a game I end up just wonderin' around. Guy I know has tickets but WAY too pricey.

Just looked it up on StubHub and you can get them way cheaper than that.

[FishMuskys]

I'm out. See ya in the am.

[SJ]

I've never bought tickets off a scalper. Never wanted to go to a game that badly. Plus when I was a kid my old babysitter worked at the stadium so if there was a game I wanted to see or more likely a monster truck jam - she got my tickets

[SJ]

I'm out. See ya in the am.

night fish

[Ned Hardly]

Nite Fish.

[SJ]

bill o'reilly on letterman

[Ned Hardly]

bill o'reilly on letterman

Made me change the channel.

[SJ]

Made me change the channel.

to or away

[Ned Hardly]

to or away

Doesn't matter which, I'm really only listening to Artie and Nick.

[SJ]

leads good into coast2coast am too