It's Happy Hour Bitches!

[BlindLawrence]

you some kind of cyborg that runs on booze?

sent from the future to soak up all your booze and peep in your windows - the milkanator

he's an irish Hal 2001.

"Open the pub doors, Al."

[SJ]

A Glory hole is a gamble for a blind guy, I'd never hear the end of it.

it's a gamble for anyone - see that's the gimmick - we're all blind when it comes to the glory hole.

who's lips are on the other side matters not, simply your release.

[Chob]

Too bad this dude isn't Ludlow. Kill two birds with one stone.

[SJ]

he's an irish Hal 2001.

"Open the pub doors, Al."

I saw a good siri screencap

a guy said - I think I have alcohol poisoning and siri recommended 3 liquor stores nearby

[BlindLawrence]

it's a gamble for anyone - see that's the gimmick - we're all blind when it comes to the glory hole.

who's lips are on the other side matters not, simply your release.

Couldn't you hear the person on the other side if they were talking to you? Seems like that doesn't happen.

[1c]

-5000 credits

[milkman]

This kid wanted that pussy so much, he married her to get it!! MISTAKE!!

[1c]

[1c]

This kid wanted that pussy so much, he married her to get it!! MISTAKE!!

Mormon kids are famous for that..

[milkman]

Now that is sweet!

[BlindLawrence]

I saw a good siri screencap

a guy said - I think I have alcohol poisoning and siri recommended 3 liquor stores nearby

I posted a funny Siri commercial parody the other day, I'll gladly repost it.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6648229/siri-argument

[1c]

[milkman]

My reception was pretty kick ass! Roasted hog luaua style on the deck at Sirata Beach resort! All the beer and wine and tequilla ya wanted!

Anything else to drink, buy it ur self!

[1c]

[BlindLawrence]

Mormon kids are famous for that..

What about the six wives?