The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread!

[radiopirate]

Most probation sentences in Florida are a joke anyhow.

[Chob]

I'm now coding a revamped probation system, so beware, get sentenced in certain counties in Florida, you might get fucked harder than a cub scout troupe at neverland ranch when given probation.

I can almost hear the rhythmic slapping.

[PeteFromPA]

Doesn't sound so bad when you put it like that. Minus the whole anal rape thing.

Exactly.

So now you've warmed up to the sex eh Pete??

Once you look at the big picture...

[iobane]

These are getting better.

[PeteFromPA]

Colin getting stiff with the listeners. Love it.

[radiopirate]

That was lame Shan....

[radiopirate]

Might as well trash all the show prep, this is going all day long....

[PeteFromPA]

A young man was out walking his dog in the park, when a beautiful young woman stopped to admire the animal.

"What's your dog's name?" she asked flirtatiously.

"Herpes," replied the dog's owner.

"How odd!" exclaimed the woman. "Why in the world did you name your dog Herpes?"

The young man replied, "Because he just won't heel."

[Chob]

Might as well trash all the show prep, this is going all day long....

No reason to prep for tomorrow then.

[milkman]

, that was a good one!!

[radiopirate]

I literally laughed my ass off just then.

[Chob]

[milkman]

Timbercrick!!

[BlindLawrence]

I'm laughing my ass off at the blind jokes with Collin's dog, I need to listen to this show more often.

[milkman]

I'm sure you've heard some good ones over the yrs BL you can twist to Colin's dog!! Get on the phone!