The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread!

[SJ]

If he calls into the show, or happens to be there, I'll throw this at him:

"You think I'm a meat gazer? Hey, at least I didn't chug my own jizz for a moped."

ot sure if you guys noticed i refrenced the movie "The airstocrats", it's a movie about one of the oldest jokes in comedy, where an act is described, with incredibly disgusting acts.

bob sagat tells the dirtiest version of that

I like gilbert's too.. I have that movie. Haven't watched it in a long time

[BlindLawrence]

ove this one. If you loved my flip out today, Ned goes off on this guy in a similar way.

[Chob]

"2-3 years ahead in technology."

[Chob]

If he calls into the show, or happens to be there, I'll throw this at him:

"You think I'm a meat gazer? Hey, at least I didn't chug my own jizz for a moped."

ot sure if you guys noticed i refrenced the movie "The airstocrats", it's a movie about one of the oldest jokes in comedy, where an act is described, with incredibly disgusting acts.

Your references go over their heads on a regular basis.

[BlindLawrence]

bob sagat tells the dirtiest version of that

I like gilbert's too.. I have that movie. Haven't watched it in a long time

I like the Carlin version, Saggot was great, as was Gilbert, the south Park version was great too. The commentary with Penn and Paul is really interesting.

[BlindLawrence]

Your references go over their heads on a regular basis.

That doesn't matter to me, just as long as the audience gets it, I'm cool with it. During my meltdown, I yelled out a line from a Bill icks rootine, the line is "Bye you lizzard scum", it's a refrence to when he was talking about LA, wishing that it would fall in the ocean, leaving behind a cool serenity called "Arizona Bay".

[The Butler]

Real Player still exists?

Works great and I can pause the show. And the buffer is huge.

[Mugsy]

nope - windows user is wrong like usual

working great here for me in ITUNES

i meant his mac.

Sup Mizugs! Vo ist sie?

some shit hole in the backwoods of va.



Gentlemen

[BlindLawrence]

BL, don't use movie lines to go after people...it shows total nerdness and un originality!

Sometimes it's a little tough to come up with your own insults, a lot of stuff has already been said.

[SJ]

so I got this new act:

three guys walk into a studio green room. There's camera's everywhere taping all of this and there's people standing around as the three guys get chained together at the ankles.

The three men are nude and begin to jerk off their cocks. Each one trying to screw up the others stroke.

Suddenly a man enters the room and berates one of the 3 men's cock's. He then unchains the man and 2 remain still beating their cocks.

Suddenly on of the two men announce that they are going to cum and the other man offers his leg to the man about to cum as a target. The one man comes on the others leg and they both have a laugh.

Then the first man comes back into the room and offers the participants 100 dollars as a prize.

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so what do you call this act?







The Circle Jerk Challenge

[Chob]

i meant his mac.

Then I wouldn't be able to listen in VLC. There's no rolleyes massive enough...

[iobane]

Only you could come up with something as gay as that.

[BlindLawrence]

That guy was wrong on the FCC bit, it aired in October of 2003.

[SJ]

Sometimes it's a little tough to come up with your own insults, a lot of stuff has already been said.

just throw it from the cuff...

don't be afraid to say shit you normally would never say to someone...

if they express any kind of weakness - like for instance my painted nails - just pounce all over that shit relentlessly like milk lol

[SJ]

Then I wouldn't be able to listen in VLC. There's no rolleyes massive enough...

yes you would - I have VLC