Bubba Army Radio Listening Thread 8/8-8/12

[milkman]

I gotta say the recruiter I dealt with was a straight shooter. I wanted to be an MP, He said take the asvab and if you score what you need to your in, if not I don't have to go in. I scored what I needed to and next thing you know we had a modern day god damned deal.

Wouldn't ya know, I got stationed with MP company in Germany!! I was like great, I'll be going to jail!!

[The Butler]

So not all recruiters lie?

[milkman]

Rays win it 4-0!!

[Ned Hardly]

Ate 4 ears....Can't wait!

[milkman]

So not all recruiters lie?

The ones that aren't recruiters long might not !!

[The Butler]

The ones that aren't recruiters long might not !!

Knowing what I know now, I should have gone the National Guard route. I could have done my 7 or 8 years and never done more than the 1 weekend a month and 2 weeks in the summer and they would have paid for college.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So not all recruiters lie?

Not mine, he did try to get me with the " how would you like 25k in cash right now to go EOD" it sounded good until he showed me the video and then I was was like thanks, but I'll just stick with the MP deal, he did also get me in an air assault class as well, he would have thrown in airborne too if I wanted it.

[SJ]

yonkers is the only good song on the whole album..

didn't dig it

[FishMuskys]

I considered suicide because of red hair...I divorced the bitch instead!

[milkman]

Knowing what I know now, I should have gone the National Guard route. I could have done my 7 or 8 years and never done more than the 1 weekend a month and 2 weeks in the summer and they would have payed for college.

I started with wanted to go into Air Force to fly..qualified, but they wouldn't let me dad sign me in, my mom was guardian. So went to NG and they were like, no prob, we'll let ur dad sign you in. Went to AF to get me paperwork then they were like well if the NG will let him sign you in, we can. I said fuck you!! Should have swallowed my pride and went in AF! Oh well! rest is history!

[SJ]

I considered suicide because of red hair...I divorced the bitch instead!

I lost the virginity to a no soul ginger... red in the head crazy in the bed... and then they try to steal your soul..

[milkman]

Not mine, he did try to get me with the " how would you like 25k in cash right now to go EOD" it sounded good until he showed me the video and then I was was like thanks, but I'll just stick with the MP deal, he did also get me in an air assault class as well, he would have thrown in airborne too if I wanted it.

Airborne school was the most fun I ever had in me life EVER!!

[Ned Hardly]

I considered suicide because of red hair...I divorced the bitch instead!

Funny Fish.

[FishMuskys]

I lost the virginity to a no soul ginger... red in the head crazy in the bed... and then they try to steal your soul..

They even fuck with attitude! Only good part about 'em.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Airborne school was the most fun I ever had in me life EVER!!

Tell that to my 1SG who lost 2" of height when his spine compressed from too many jumps.