Bubba the Love Sponge Thread

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

$30 for a pepper spraying to the face? No fucking way.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

What's the difference between Jeopar-Gene and Sporkle?

We know the rhetorical answer, but the actual answer is:
Jeopar-Gene is Jeopardy featuring Gene vs. Some BRN retard for no prize.
Sporkle is when the three guys on Calta's show play a trivia game and try to win a prize for a caller of the winner's choice.

[Amigo]

They are both LAME.

Very LAME.

They are the SAME.

[The Butler]

20 gallons of WD-40 in the building and the Wheel of Misfortune squeaks.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

They are both LAME.

Very LAME.

They are the SAME.

You'll get no argument from me.

[Dr_Jeckyll]

PBR Sounded hurt for real.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So they lost the Ocala affiliate too huh, with no advance notice either. Ouch.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Now he's gonna use the lame, old "bad guy in the wood pile" excuse that he lost Ocala? C'mon dude.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So there you have it, he just admitted they were canceled from Ocala because they were told "the numbers just weren't working". Now let it go dude, you're starting to sound like the bitter, scorned ex-girlfriend Bubba, it's not a good look buddy.

[The Butler]

Morning marks.

[milkman]

Mizornin!

[Amigo]

Ouch. Losing Ocala is a cold shot.

I would have thought the show had good numbers there.

[milkman]

Another Mark to Troll!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Another Mark to Troll!

Normally yes, I would completely agree, but in this case they are better off without this weirdo. That guy sounded like a total creep and they should be happy to be rid of him.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

This is what happens when you take a mark, bring them into the fold in some capacity and milk them for free work. YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR BUBBA, YOU CHEAP ASS SON OF A BITCH!!!