Hulk Hogan Trial Bruther

[FatOldMan]

Did he day Calta had the tape or Calta knew someone with the tape?

[FatOldMan]

"it's not fair.
I have to go to therapy.
I have to take pi....pi..pi..
It's ruining my life.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Did he day Calta had the tape or Calta knew someone with the tape?

I believe (but am not 100% sure) that he said Cowhead is his client, then went on to say that his client had a "substantial DVD" then it was "A friend of his client", then it flipped back and forth several more time about how his client had the DVD, then back to a friend, it was hard to follow.

[milkman]

Any idea who the hell this is? This coverage sucks ass.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Any idea who the hell this is? This coverage sucks ass.

Not sure, but it sounds like a Gawker person maybe?

[FatOldMan]

Courtesy of Scott Renner on twitter

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So true.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

On the stand now is David Huston, Hogan's personal attorney.

[milkman]

He looks like a sheister lawyer.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

He looks like a sheister lawyer.

He looks like a Bieber burn victim.

[milkman]

I thought he just ran into an ugly stick a few times.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Jimi Hendrix had a sex tape?

[FatOldMan]

He needs to step up his hair game.

[milkman]

Jimi Hendrix had a sex tape?

Wasn't he railing Janis Joplin...as disgusting as that sounds?

[FatOldMan]

Mr. Huston, when you say that Mr. Bollea doesn't have a 10 inch penis, do you mean in length or girth?