BTLS Listening Thread 1/24-1/28

[It'smeain't]

The injured officer has been taken from the building. (2 minutes later) Wait, the guy's still in there. Now he's out, wait, no, he's still in there.

[milkman]

Look! They just throwed a percussion grenade into the addict!!

[It'smeain't]

We're getting reports that the perp is a fuckin' Jew. No wait, he's a Muslim. Wait, he's an atheist. Godless fucker. Wait, he's a deeply religious born again Christian. No, he worships dung heaps. Lock it in, he's a dung worshipper. No, wait....

[It'smeain't]

Does it sound like Bubba's show today?

[milkman]

Pretty much!!

[It'smeain't]

OK, now we're going to commercials. No, wait, we're not, we're staying with the coverage, OK, commercials.

[NeTaS]

if it was diff it wouldn't be Bubba

[It'smeain't]

Description of the perp that we're getting from very inside very good sources; he's a colored guy, now he's white, possibly an albino. No, he's black, LOCK IT IN. Hold on, he appears to be a woman. That's it, LOCK IT IN, from very reliable sources, the perp is a guy who is a black albino woman. LOCK IT IN!!

[Chob]

Way to toss the show under the bus there.

[NeTaS]

[It'smeain't]

And the maybe dead dog was/is a German Shepherd. No, a Rotweiler. LOCK IT IN, Yorkshire Terrier police dog, killed or maybe not. Unbelievable sources tell us the dog is quite possibly alive and or dead, and now a Cockapoo. Goes by the name of Skippy. Wait, the little doggie's name is Bantam. LOCK IT IN, up to date, confirmed from our unbelievable sources.

[It'smeain't]

Way to toss the show under the bus there.

Well, come on. This is a fucking joke.

[NeTaS]

ya can change the station

[It'smeain't]

ya can change the station

Oh no I can't!!! This is unbelievable mockery material.

[milkman]

Have to admit, when he said unbelievable sources all I could hear was Manson doing MJ!!