BTLS Listening Thread - March, 2015

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Also there are shelters ALL FUCKING OVER FLORIDA that give out free pet food to needy families so their pets don't starve. I know because I donate bags annually to them.

Exactly, I was just about to say that. My company collects tons of animal food every year for those shelters.

[Dan Blaze]

I think the way to salvage that stupid Cat food bit would be to have her compete against Tuddle in a contest or something. I'm pretty sure Tuddle could tuddle enough people to win that one

[NeTaS]

Cat food challenge?

[Dan Blaze]

That is why you stick to homeless people to do your murders for you... I mean what?

[Dan Blaze]

Wait a second, now you can't even have hunky firefighter/sexy policewomen calendars? Boooooooooooooo!

[milkman]

Sheesus what a fuckin rube, "In honor of Sam Simon release the crabs" Release em into a boiling pot!

[NeTaS]

In honor of Sam give away all your leather and drop McDonald's

[Dan Blaze]

In honor of Sam I'm going to do a terrible half-assed radio show and get millions of dollars for doing absolutely jack shit.

RIP in pieces Sammington.

[Dan Blaze]

Wait why did Bubba change dude's name from HMA? Did someone get offended?

[milkman]

Because he made up with Altstott and blamed Spice for being the dick to him.

[Dan Blaze]

Because he made up with Altstott and blamed Spice for being the dick to him.

....

[Dan Blaze]

Talk about hitting the post

[The Butler]

Morning campers.

[milkman]

Kids will be hitting their heads on a post is more like it.

[Dan Blaze]

It will be Spring by the time this guy gets the title out.