The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (Bitch I'm BACK! Edition)

[RS]

....says the guy with a 12 yr old asian girl cartoon cowering in the corner

[SJ]

unless my pants are gone

I have no need for underwear and would just go without till I got home

[FishMuskys]

Caught up on the local paper today at work. Some Packers fans in town for the Hall of Fame are already booking hotels for 2016. Reporter also speculated the Packers would play in the game.

So you think I better book a room or is your backyard really ready for us?

[RS]

Hey RS, you'll appreciate this...I just found out I have a new all African American cable channel called "Bounce"

you do know that I'm white, right?

[SJ]

....says the guy with a 12 yr old asian girl cartoon cowering in the corner

your balls and their comfort aren't important to you?

what kind of monster are you?

[FishMuskys]

....says the guy with a 12 yr old asian girl cartoon cowering in the corner

What is up with him and that shit? Very disturbing.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

you do know that I'm white, right?

[The Butler]

shut up you fucking sports nerds

we're discussing underwear and important topics like ball sweat

Try some Gold Bond. Like butterfly kisses on your nutsack.

[SJ]

you do know that I'm white, right?

we're all really wondering at this point

[Lerch]

2 words...Jay Cutler.

We can save this conversation for another day.

[SJ]

What is up with him and that shit? Very disturbing.

it expresses my mood. Lately I've been feeling shitty and in bed with a blanket

I dunno where he's getting the cowering thing. There's no cower lines.

[FishMuskys]

We can save this conversation for another day.

P.S.- Cutler is a pussy.

[RS]

So you think I better book a room or is your backyard really ready for us?

serious NFL talk: Bears look a lot better this year, Cutler has a ton of protection now and probably one of the best WR tandems in the league (today's suspension didn't help but whatever, he isn't a WR). Forte is a badass when healthy and not depended on for every down, and the Defense is strong as fuck. With the addition of Allen to replace the old man, it should be a great/tough division.

[SJ]

Ricks Dick is All Wick

[FishMuskys]

it expresses my mood. Lately I've been feeling shitty and in bed with a blanket

I dunno where he's getting the cowering thing. There's no cower lines.

She looks scared. Very scared.