The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (Bitch I'm BACK! Edition)

[BlindLawrence]

My question is, what took the NFL so long to implement this domestic violence policy?

[BlindLawrence]

Fuck Grady Judd.

The only thing I like Grady Judd for, is when he arrests child molesters. I vehemently disagree with his stance on marijuana.

[Lerch]

They were blind to the subject?

[Lerch]

If I came home stoned and you had broken my video game, we might have a problem.

[Chob]

No one will confuse you for a hippie Shannon. Don't worry.

[Chob]

If I came home stoned and you had broken my video game, we might have a problem.

Gotta control those rape urges.

[Lerch]

Gotta control those rape urges.

I saw that, it's unbelievable.

Most of my rape urges are quelled when I figure, why rape a bipolar cunt?

[BlindLawrence]

THC Challenge.

I think one of the guys from Cypress Hill took some marijuana seeds and poured them over his head.

[BlindLawrence]

Whatever you do, don't stare at his neck tattoo.

[Lerch]

seeds.

[Chob]

Good thing Cpt. isn't hearing this weed talk, might trigger his troll urges.

[Lerch]

Nobody would have known Ray Rice punched his girl if it wasn't caught on camera. Obviously she wasn't going to say anything since she married the guy.

[Lerch]

I believe weed will win, weed are the world.

[BlindLawrence]

I found a website that has a bunch of weed themed T-shirts. http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/weed-t-shirts/index.html

[Chob]

Weed the People.