The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (Bitch I'm BACK! Edition)

[SJ]

Is he going to tell how late he is at every break?

yes

[The Butler]

I just remolded a school couple towns away.
Smashed double whoppers half dozen times.
I'm good on BK for awhile.

Still enjoy me a whopper, bacon double, or a regular chicken from time to time. And a frozen coke, not diet.

[1c]

why didn't you just eat them instead of smashing them? You think you're the incredible bulk?

I smash them with my huge head so they will fit in my mouth in a single bite.
I'm busy.

[Lerch]

I remember when you smashed a whopper on the back of a toilet.

[1c]

Still enjoy me a whopper, bacon double, or a regular chicken from time to time. And a frozen coke, not diet.

If a guy has to eat fast food, BK has a good burger.
Diet coke is for queers.

[Lerch]

Is this the Zombie thread?

[1c]

I remember when you smashed a whopper on the back of a toilet.

When I get to your crib, An upper decker is in order

[Lerch]

When I get to your crib, An upper decker is in order

When your whole face is numb you'll shit immediately.

[1c]

When your whole face is numb you'll shit immediately.

Sounds like some good blow.

[Lerch]

Sounds like some good blow.

Those were the days. Kids nowadays and the boops sling the h. not my bag.

[The Butler]

If a guy has to eat fast food, BK has a good burger.
Diet coke is for queers.

Making a stop at White Castle tomorrow before I hit the yuppie market.

Sliders, fillet and prawns.

[1c]

Those were the days. Kids nowadays and the boops sling the h. not my bag.

Ya gotta mix your coke with your H
Speed ball, Now you're cooking with gas!

[1c]

Making a stop at White Castle tomorrow before I hit the yuppie market.

Sliders, fillet and prawns.

I'm ashamed to admit, Never eating a WC.
#Ghettomtnfastfood

[milkman]

Is this the Zombie thread?

Did someone order one of everything?

[1c]

Did someone order one of everything?

And a diet coke