The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (Bitch I'm BACK! Edition)

[Chob]

[SJ]

810 is toast

[PissJug]

[The Butler]

Damn, I had that boat booked for a week in September.

[PissJug]

#LOD

[Ace]

Who's this Manzeeell guy.

[PissJug]

shit man dat aint my dna

[PissJug]

he smelled like Mambo

[PissJug]

is there gonna be any shizz in the slizz tizz tonight

[Chob]

is there gonna be any shizz in the slizz tizz tonight

Yeah, I'm gonna stream me playing Wind Waker HD, interested?

[PissJug]

[BlindLawrence]

A guy is working in a morg. He says "Boss, we have a problem with Mrs. Jones, there's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her snatch." The boss says "Your crazy." The guy says "I'm serious boss." They go over to the body, and they pull back the sheet. The guy says "See boss? A jumbo shrimp." The boss says "You fool! That's not a shrimp, that's her clit." The guy says "Her clit? Well it tasted like shrimp."

[PissJug]

ewwww

[SJ]

is there gonna be any shizz in the slizz tizz tonight

yes

starting at 10

[Chob]

#WiiUNation