Monsters In The Morning

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So which one of you got Tuddle mad and drove him away from here?

I'm pretty sure I'm not guilty this time

Who said he was mad? He's busy running a show, he'll stop in when he can.

[SJ]

1800 tit shot?

[Chob]

So which one of you got Tuddle mad and drove him away from here?

I'm pretty sure I'm not guilty this time

UTH. I'm blaming him because he's the new guy.

[SJ]

Who said he was mad? He's busy running a show, he'll stop in when he can.

dammit cpt quit being practical and let me stir some shit

[SJ]

UTH. I'm blaming him because he's the new guy.

I think it was you and your refusal to end your friendship with the other kristen



break up by association yo

[SJ]

have you ever heard a reformed alcoholic ever sound so drunk?

[Chob]

SJ is sounding like Bubba.

"Yew lewk sahd Tuddle!"

That's my way of imitating a redneck voice in text.

[SJ]

seriously it's like the last drink Bubba took just never left his system and slurred his speech for life

[SJ]

SJ is sounding like Bubba.

"Yew lewk sahd Tuddle!"

That's my way of imitating a redneck voice in text.

that's terrible

[PissJug]

i think its part of the gimmick

[Chob]

that's terrible

Terrib..ly awesome? Thanks.

[SJ]

just type like anyone from florida...

sorry cpt

[SJ]

i think its part of the gimmick

A GIMMICK?

BUT I THOUGHT EVERYTHING I HEARD ON THE RADIO WAS REAL

ARE YOU SUGGESTING PEOPLE FAKE SHIT JUST FOR RATINGS?

I gotta call ned and discuss this with him

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I know I'll catch hell for this, but here I go.
Whoopass sounds like a very, very, very, poor imitation of Larry the Cable Guy with none of the "talent" if you want to call it that. I'm not a fan if I'm being 100% honest here.

[PissJug]

pure speculation