Monsters In The Morning

[SJ]

If you had a pregnancy exam that made people prove they aren't fucking idiots before they even had the kids - this wouldn't happen

[SJ]

why don't you just put florida on birth control?

seems like this is really the problem here.

you guys let babies get eaten by snakes, you let partying moms kill their kids and get away with it... kids dying in cars.

Honestly. Maybe you should look at the bigger problem here. You're a state full of fucking idiots

[SJ]

welp I'm about to be slammed with a major storm

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

why don't you just put florida on birth control?

seems like this is really the problem here.

you guys let babies get eaten by snakes, you let partying moms kill their kids and get away with it... kids dying in cars.

Honestly. Maybe you should look at the bigger problem here. You're a state full of fucking idiots

It really is an embarrassment, but it's so beautiful here, so you deal with it unfortunately.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

welp I'm about to be slammed with a major storm

We've been getting them every afternoon now. Even had hail the other day.

[Tuddle]

Who's leg do we have to get Tuddle to jerk off on to get less commercials around here?

How about this all the times that we don't play best of like other shows kind balances things out.

[SJ]

How about this all the times that we don't play best of like other shows kind balances things out.

Who plays best ofs?

No one that I listen to so that's kinda moot.

Ok stern does but I have on demand which negates best ofs.

[PissJug]

Tony Gwynn was the man. those sorry ass yankees robbed him of a world series

[SJ]

How about this: you adopt to canadian standards of three commercial breaks an hour, no break is more then two minutes except a 5 at the top of the hour.

or can americans not take the pace?

[PissJug]

are those breaks measured in metric minutes?

[SJ]

are those breaks measured in metric minutes?

liberal time units

[SJ]

little hands

you know what they say

[SJ]

you fucking americans... johnny come lately soccer fans

[SJ]

sure when your team is in the world cup you're all "oh go america" but as soon as you're out you fuckers just say "oh soccers gay and for eurotrash"

looking at you butler

[SJ]

jama banana?