Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread February 2014

[milkman]

Man, my kids took a roll of TP in their room, got it wet and stuck that shit all over their ceiling. I wanted to kill them. they sure didn't like having to pick every little piece off it.

[Chob]

I use my sleeve or a paper towel to open restroom doors.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Dog shit in a garden hose, that's a good one

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I use my sleeve or a paper towel to open restroom doors.

On the way in and out cuzzy.

[Chob]

On the way in and out cuzzy.

Word.

[milkman]

Meh, I've never worried abut that shit, never caught anything from that. People are too damn worried about germs. In 20 years every one is going to be so intolerant to germs they will need to wear masks everywhere.

[Chob]

Meh, I've never worried abut that shit, never caught anything from that. People are too damn worried about germs. In 20 years every one is going to be so intolerant to germs they will need to wear masks everywhere.

[milkman]

They should have gave the kid a modern day MJ type swirly in the toilet filled with piss and shit!

[Chob]

Fanboys.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Where's PJ, this story is right in his wheelhouse.

[Chob]

Shitty Shorts Shaun should call in.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Shitty Shorts Shaun should call in.

His aka's are always top notch

[milkman]

PJ shits his pants for the hell of it!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I had to shit in a 5 gallon bucket for a week while I was remodeling my bathroom

[milkman]

I had to shit in a 5 gallon bucket for a week while I was remodeling my bathroom

, i at least got one of them camping port a shitters when I did that in my last house. I have 2 full bathrooms at this place, so no worries when I remodel, which I need to do.