Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread February 2014

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i got the flu or something this sucks

[milkman]

That sucks Sin. Had some respiratory/sinus/throat shit lat week. It sucked.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

yea felt like shit at work went to the office and drank a big ass cup of coffee trying to shake it off and it just made me throw up violently

[milkman]

Projectile vomit for feet?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

it all went in the shitter but i bet it owuld have went far it was all coffee

[milkman]

I've had some violent beer upheavals in me front yard. Shit went like 6 feet or so!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i always know way in advance if im gonna puke so ive never had it shoot out like crazy

[milkman]

i always know way in advance if im gonna puke so ive never had it shoot out like crazy

Only a couple of times when I wasn't feeling so good anyhow and shouldn't have had a beer. Get like 1 or 2 down then like...oh shit here it comes. I look at the trash can, but it is kind of full and will just splatter all over the garage, so I run 5 steps to the yard and hizurllll!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I got horribly sick one time and vomited out of my mouth and ass at the same time, it was so gross I just threw away my clothes, didn't even bother trying to clean them.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

seem like it just springs up on some people and they have to puke immediately. I swear i can tell like 30 minutes in advance

[milkman]

Damn, 47 inch legs? Bitch would wrap you up. This chick at me last work had some long ass legs, but her upper body was short. She looked weird, but fuckable weird.

[RS]

I really hope these glasses don't take off.

Unfortunately they probably will, google already has deals with Rx lens companies.

[milkman]

Military had this technology for 15 plus years in Apache copter pilot helmets. Then other copter pilots started using them.

[NeTaS]

Privacy is out the window.

[milkman]

Dude called me wanted me to drive to Orlando now to work on some customer that lost connectivity. Yeah sure budday, aint happenin!