Stan and Haney Show Listening Thread May 2013

[Dan Blaze]

http://tunein.com/radio/96-K-Rock-961-s22669/

I know Sin was just dying for me to post that.

Oh you added that. My mind is a bit slow today. I woke up today at 4 a.m. to puke and that sort of got things off to a shitty start.

Thinks a leaf blower was a viking hooker.

[Chob]

I'm still in shock the listeners requested a bit to open the show. You guys really are laid back.

[Chob]

I never got the fish as a pet thing.

[Ace]

Could you imagine Haney and Burke together. Radio voice gods

[Chob]

Your speakers couldn't handle the pure manliness.

[Dan Blaze]

It would sound like dubstep on the bass end of things

[Chob]

Wait. Voice guy voices this station too? Badass.

[Chob]

Lets invent a new genre. Burkestep.

[Dan Blaze]

I'm still in shock the listeners requested a bit to open the show. You guys really are laid back.

Well as you probably heard it isn't like "HEY THIS DUMB CUNT IS FINGERING HERSELF" it is at least an attempt at something interesting or funny.

Also you know its coming so you can skip it if you don't want to hear it. Don't have to worry about a HOT BLOCK OF PARODY after a teacher fucking kids story

[Chob]

If anyone is inclined to flip over during commercials, Drew has been ribbing this homeless guy for an hour and he won't stop calling back.

[Dan Blaze]

Lets invent a new genre. Burkestep.

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[Chob]

It's weird flipping back and forth in this hour again.

[Dan Blaze]

If anyone is inclined to flip over during commercials, Drew has been ribbing this homeless guy for an hour and he won't stop calling back.

Oh god that guy called back?

[Chob]

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SJ is our resident mixmaster. We need to pass along the idea.

[Chob]

Oh god that guy called back?

It's a saga. He and his homeless wife keep campaigning for tickets and getting put back on hold. He asked if they know any Green Day and his wife was slurring out the worst rendition of When I Come Around. Unreal.