Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread November 26-30, 2012

[milkman]

I remember one time, a buddy of ours passed out. We filled up a water balloon with warm water, and pin holes in it. Put it in his hand by his crotch. Then put mayo around his mouth. Then we woke him up, and 3 of us were standing over him and acted like we just zipped our pants. He wiped his mouth and flipped the fuck out! Balloon popped in his lap.

Funny as fuck! He is prolly still mad at us!

[milkman]

I agree..I am tired of these activist atheist going around filing lawsuits to like remove WWI and WWII memorials with some religious reference in it. Fuck off assholes!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

thats pretty funny milk

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

we had a dude pass out on this chair with his mouth open so i poured a bunch of salt and lemon juice in his mouth it was awesome

[milkman]

Lucky he didn't choke Sin!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

he didnt but he woke up and made a hilarious looking face

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Then the dumbass just goes back to sleep on the chair so my brother grabbed his legs and yanked him off it at like 200 MPH. He got nasty rug burn all down his elbows it was great

[ch3cooh]

What do you do?

Drilling engineer

[milkman]

Sucks Ch..seems like you are a casualty of Pres Obama's Socialist America plan! Scary shit coming up!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Im still blaming the libertarians

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

great my fucking tv isnt working now

[The Butler]

That knife is gonna take some getting used to.

[SJ]

hey

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

rick is pissed i didnt hear this before

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

im gonna hit this tv with a sword if it doesnt fix it self soon