Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread November 12-16, 2012

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Shenanigans

[Chob]

Election fraud is a nutty conspiracy, unless it affects Shannon's guy negatively.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

every one is such a sore loser this girl at work still wont shut the fuck up about Romney not winning and i keep prodding her to make her mad its quite the good time

[RS]

I love how butthurt the right is right now, it's glorious.

[The Butler]

Welp it turns out that good 'ol Mitterns actually won and the LIEberals prevented him from winning.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/11/mi...on-for-romney/

Fake story.

[Chob]

And things were going so well. How long until the stories such as what RS posted become a common topic of discussion on the show and Shannon's butthurt starts to become apparent?

[Chob]

Fake story.

Are you saying RS is Mike Walker?

[RS]

Are you saying RS is Mike Walker?

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story, real briefly?

If only I could rip a fart like that man....


(and yes I know that is a fake story, but a lot of my conservative friends swore it was gospel and didn't realize that site is parody)

[Chob]

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story, real briefly?

If only I could rip a fart like that man....


(and yes I know that is a fake story, but a lot of my conservative friends swore it was gospel and didn't realize that site is parody)

I'm kind of tempted to send that in just to see if anyone bites.

And before anyone says they'd know it's bullshit, Bubba and Brent reported on Percy Cummings and his run in with the TSA.

[The Butler]

Are you saying RS is Mike Walker?

That whole web site is a goof.

Some of their headlines:

Navy’s Outbreak of Drug-Resistant Gonorrhea Traced to Single Bar Hog

American Flag Nearly Dies After Inhaling Fumes Of Burning Protesters

Taliban Cameraman Beheaded For Forgetting To Praise Allah In Video

[milkman]

Taliban Cameraman Beheaded For Forgetting To Praise Allah In Video

Sorry, but nothing at ALL seems fake about this!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

that does sound legit milk

[The Butler]

Sorry, but nothing at ALL seems fake about this!

You might have a point. How 'bout this one?

Study: Random, Pointless Formations Tied To Increase In Combat Performance, Morale

[milkman]

That seems legit too! Lord knows we had a shitload of seemingly worthless formations.

[Chob]

Someone actually managed to make flying even more unpleasant.